Bubba Humor
Are You A Bubba?
The first question most people have is: How do I know if I am a Bubba? Well, there is no exact definition of a Bubba. Bubba is not an action; it is a way of life. Here are some questions to consider if you think you might be a Bubba. You can check your score at the bottom.
1. Do you prefer chicken nuggets to caviar?
2. Does your idea of fondue involve a turkey fryer and a frog gig?
3. Does the sight of barbecue sauce make your heart flutter?
4. Do you view a neighbor in need as an opportunity to “break
out” the power tools?
5. Is denim the style that holds your wardrobe together?
6. Have you ever been on the “Mountain Dew and Fungyuns” diet?
7. Have you ever dated someone with so much armpit hair that it looked
like they had Don King in a headlock?
8. Is 10W40 your favorite fingernail color?
9. Have you ever had an uncontrollable need to grill? (Yes, this can
be a verb)
10. Does your Bible have more lines and dog-ears than an American Kennel
Club competition?
11. Does your idea of the Atkins Diet mean eating a bowl of Chili with
a hot dog sticking out the side?
12. Do you have dreams where you are trying to weld a copy of the Ten
Commandments to the outside of the ACLU building?
13. Does your dog talk on the phone as much as you do?
14. Is the comic strip Dilbert where you find most of your life lessons?
(Outside the Bible, of course)
15. Do you spend large chunks of time poring over maps in search of
the ever-elusive “Southern Waterfall”?
16. Do you feel strangely compelled to laugh at Bass players who use
a pick?
17. Did your camera cost more than your car?
18. Do you have a tendency to “PhotoShop” peoples faces
onto cartoon character’s bodies?
19. Do you like to spike your hair because it makes you look taller?
20. Do people often refer to your day-job as your mild-mannered alter
ego?